Posted at the Black Opal:










    My cousin believes that writing about the things that irritate me
    would be therapeutic. She's worried my anger management
    problem might prompt me to plow my car through my ex-
    husband's front door.

    I'm worried I'll miss.
    -Cin


    Cin's drink of the week:

    Bottle of beer
    Remove 1 beer from the cooler. Flip the cap off
    with an opener, or use your teeth if you're feeling
    frisky. Serve ice cold. Repeat
"Scully! Don't you touch that
tap! I'll slap you into next
Tuesday if you pull that crap
on me again!"
-Cinnamon Panzano
Cinnamon's recipes for cocktails and bar etiquette
We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone who pisses me off.
Tip is not a four-letter word.
Banging your drink on the bar may result in serious injury.
I'm a bartender, not a psychologist.
No pink drinks to anyone with a penis.
Shots are encouraged. Cocktails disguised as shots are not.
Ten dollar cork fee for those who bring their own whine.
If you don't like the rules, buy your own bar.