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Hey kids, Cinnamon here. My cousin believes that
writing about the things that irritate me would be
therapeutic. She's worried my anger management
problem might prompt me to plow my car through
my ex-husband's front door.
Drink recipe of the week: Bottle of beer
Remove 1 beer from the cooler. Flip the cap off
with an opener, or use your teeth if you're feeling
frisky. Serve ice cold. Repeat as needed.
writing about the things that irritate me would be
therapeutic. She's worried my anger management
problem might prompt me to plow my car through
my ex-husband's front door.
Drink recipe of the week: Bottle of beer
Remove 1 beer from the cooler. Flip the cap off
with an opener, or use your teeth if you're feeling
frisky. Serve ice cold. Repeat as needed.
RULES OF THE BLACK OPAL
- Banging your drink on the bar may result in serious injury.
- I'm a bartender, not a psychologist.
- No pink drinks to anyone with a penis.
- Shots are encouraged. Cocktails disguised as shots are not.
- Ten dollar cork fee for those who bring their own whine.
- If you don't like the rules, buy your own bar.